punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

(via ybee)

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

(Source: anarchacannibalism, via garfeildlogan)

novub:

shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

(via femcascade)